funny

the next time you take offense
at some insignificance i’ll
pretend to care (as if it matters).
maybe you’ll calm the fuck down.
maybe you’ll shoot yourself
in some back alley.
that’d be funny.

untitled

give me an opportunity.
i’ll punch you in the face,
i swear to it. and i won’t feel bad
to watch blood splatter against
the brick behind you, and I won’t
regret how my wrist burns and aches
for a week or two.

how has no one ever called you
a fucking backstabbing son of a bitch?
i’ll do it. i’ll do it and i’ll feel the crack
of my knuckles on your jawbone.
idiot. i’ll be the man who knocks the boy
the fuck out of you.